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Bloody bewildered still
01.02.05 (7:27 pm)   [edit]
Mate, I'm still shaken to my core by this bloody Indian Ocean catastrophe. I'm having nightmares and shit - no shit!

The big problem for me is there's no one to blame. See, if I could arc up about something tangible, then I'd feel better. But this time it's just nature isn't it? What do I do, punch a tree's leaves out? Rugby tackle a wombat? Headbutt a fucking swan?

No way. So all that rage just goes inward. It's REALLY shitting me off.

Of course, the more paranoid among us do know who to blame. Some of Bob Brown-nose's acolytes are already whispering that the Seppos were behind it. You know, saying that there was some kind of conspiracy. But that's crap.

Like, fair enough, when there's a shitload of rain, or a gale like Satan's farts blowing, I often suspect the Yanks. Cunts are always full of piss and wind aren't they? That would be just their style...

But this? No way. Not even ten nukes going off under the seabed could have produced something like this. The Frogs have been blasting the shit out of the Pacific for yonks. Hasn't caused even so much as a pissy little shorebreak, has it?

Anyway, I suppose I should stop worrying and just get on with the gig. I do have more immediate concerns to deal with - for instance the resurgance of Kim Beazley as a threat to my leadership.

But I still can't focus for the life of me! Like, Big Kim could jump up on the Speaker's dais and do a bloody great belly flop right on top of me for all I care, and I'd still be brimming about this tsunami thing.

Fucking obsessed, I am...
 


posted by: slatts (reply)
post date: 01.04.05 (4:54 pm)

Lacker, not a smart move to refuse Downer's briefing. Reported on the same day that Rudd rushes into print congratulating Howard on his response. February's getting closer.



posted by: Jessika (reply)
post date: 01.09.05 (8:15 pm)

Hey, good entry. Is a "yank" an American? Just guessing, I'm from US so it occured to me. Anyway, I think you expressed yourself very well about how this whole world catastrophe thing is making you feel and I feel the exact same way. I was wondering, even though it's nature and the planet's way of saying "thanks EDC's for all the shit you have put me through", but I was wondering if maybe I could conjure up a way to blame Bush. Oh well... I hate it for the people hit by this insane event and I really related with your entry.



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