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| 12.22.04 (5:45 pm) [edit] |
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Fair dinkum, I've put up with shitloads of abuse this year. And I find it pretty easy to shrug off most of it. But the stuff that riles me the most is crap from cartoonists. Fuck! They shit me so bad I always use the cartoon pages as dunny paper. Like, they reckon that invoking parliamentary privilege is a coward's castle. But drawing pictures of people is worse, I reckon. They are so full of hate these people. And being such an affectionate bastard myself, I find this quite bloody upsetting. I mean, steal a squizz at this interview with a couple of them. This one chick called Fiona Katauskas says of yours truly: And from a cartoonist's point of view, he has the most magnificent head. He's got this tremendous domed forehead and this chin and that sort of pudgy nose, and his whole physical presence is an incredibly enjoyable one to play around with. Mate, that shits me big time. Sure, I've got a fairly hefty bonce (literally, that is, not figuratively). But it's for a reason. That "tremendous domed forehead" she finds so bloody hilarious houses one of the most high-powered, souped-up cerebellums in the entire southern hemisphere! Actually, I always thought it looked pretty damned good. (And I'm sure Rachel Ward and Toni Collette would agree.) But since Katauskas was so ready to pass judgement on my appearance, I thought I'd see what she looks like. Did a Google image search for her name, didn't I? And I came up with this: Babe, you are certainly no oil painting yourself - more of a piss-weak watercolour! And you know what they say about people in glass houses, don't you? They shouldn't draw pictures of pollies. Have fun playing with your giant banana, Fiona. Cow. |
posted by: True Believer (reply)
post date: 12.22.04 (6:47 pm)
Oh come on Mark, read between the lines. The poor woman wasn't having a go at you - she was actually making a play for you!
I mean, 'his whole physical presence is an incredibly enjoyable one to play around with'?!
Seems pretty obvious to me. She's just being a bit coy in case the interviewer catches on. Read between the lines, mate.
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