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Andrew Bartlett's lucky strike
12.18.04 (11:30 pm)   [edit]
You know how Andrew Bartlett is on a hunger strike for the poor pricks in Baxter detention centre? Yeah, well when I first heard about it I thought, here we go... The bloke's fallen off the wagon big time, raided the cellars again and is now on a ginormous fucking bender!

But then I saw the cunt on TV. He was sober as. And he looked fantastic. Mate, he could have been one of those "after" photos on that that Extreme Make-Over show.

And I thought, shit, wouldn't it be great if all the porky pollies in Canberra - all presently chowing down on shitloads of fine food at your expense - were required to go on a Bartlettian crash diet? (I'd do my bit by making sure there was no waste - you know, by guzzling all the spare nosh.)

Mate, wouldn't that be tops, eh? Politics would be showbiz for spunky people then.
 


posted by: True Believer (reply)
post date: 12.20.04 (6:46 pm)

Oh come on Mark. Aren't there enough spunks in politics already without creating more? It is a veritable feast of spunkiness, after all. Well, on the ALP side of things, anyway. The Liberals are sadly lacking in this department.




posted by: Marijane24 (reply)
post date: 12.21.04 (1:31 am)

Who is Andrew Bartlett? Probably someone from Australia right? I'm from America.



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 12.22.04 (12:16 am)

I told you I'd put a curse on you when you pissed me off for the Tassie job with a smartarse remark about some Mex bird. Serve you right you prick. Geoff Clark



posted by: True Believer (reply)
post date: 12.22.04 (6:49 pm)

Geez Marijane, you're a Yank?

I'd keep THAT quiet. Particularly on THIS blog!



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post date: 01.20.06 (1:38 am)

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