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I am a bronzed Aussie
12.16.04 (4:50 pm)   [edit]
Readers of this blog will know that I have endured a hell of a lot this year. Fair dinkum, it's been a veritable shit-storm of bad luck.

I was recently applying my super-charged frontal lobe to the task of finding an apposite metaphor for this utterly cuntoxicated condition. And although my bonce possesses truly awesome computing power, the attempt produced the sad harvest of absolutely fuck-all.

Then I turned on the TV and saw the perfect image: a bronzed Aussie in monster Hawaiian surf!

Yep, the barrels are bigger than ever, hodad. And hell-men from all over the joint are heading to Oahu to do battle with these radical smoking cylinders, dude.

Fair dinkum, these are some seriously humungous bomboras. And moondoggies need truly cowabungian cohones to tame them.

The challenge is not unlike the one facing yours truly in Canberra.

Cop an optic of this pic.

Mate, if 2004 were a wave, then I'd be a dead ringer for that poor prick, sure as shit.

But there'd be one big difference: He's going to eat it, big time. But I'm going to land on my board again at the bottom and keep on surfing!

Just you wait and see...
 


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