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11.30.04 (6:54 pm)   [edit]
This turkey Piers Clackerman - who has been called a penguin in the past (by Mike Carlton, if I remember correctly) - has outdone himself with this latest squawk:

The federal ALP has now made itself the target for a raft of political birdwatchers. These twitchers have their binoculars scanning for sightings of the lame ducks, dead parrots and, of course, roosters, which make up the ALP aviary.


Piers, mate, even though it's crap, I'll still rate your little effort there as the ne-plus fucking ultra of avian-themed sprays at yours truly thus far. And feel free to invent more. Go crazy, and see if you can top yourself with your next rant. (Even better, why not just top yourself full stop?)

But if you do go spacko with the bird-words again, mate, I'll say one thing: lay off the ducks, alright! Poor little buggers deserve better than to be used as symbols of political ineffectuality.

I mean, fuck! As if they don't have it tough enough already.
 


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post date: 11.30.04 (8:25 pm)

While I remember, Mark - where can I send my Christmas donation to assist lame ducks?

I like to remember those less fortunate during this festive season...



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