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This is the place for the real Mark Latham; the Mark Latham who toiled his clacker off in grinding poverty to become dux of his school; the Mark Latham who built his own ladder of opportunity, then scaled it himself with buggerall help from anybody else (er, except full-on legend and mentor Gough Whitlam - Dad, I love ya!); the Mark Latham who is mad as hell, and isn't gonna take it anymore - particularly from the Yanks and their pop-cultural, celluloid imperialism!
So, to all my readers from all over the joint: If you want to know the watered-down, official, media-friendly "Latham Lite" then watch me on the box, read about me in the press, go to the ALP website, etc. But if you want to know what I'm really thinking and feeling then keep coming back here, alright?
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| I'm here to stay! |
| 11.25.04 (5:40 pm) [edit] |
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Fair dinkum, I'm getting majorly shat off with all these predictions about my imminent political demise. Like, here, Michael Costello (who I'm sure shares the bastard genes of his knobheaded namesake) attempts a bit of Pythonesque whackiness with a piece describing yours truly as a dead parrot. Memo to Mike: Mate, I'm the funny cunt. I'll do the gags, alright? (Also it's pretty ironic that you're calling me a deceased bird considering your a bloody rooster. And you're parroting the sketch...) But anyway, the rant is far-out fucking bizarre, fair dinkum. Take this bit: And it has emerged from careful analysis of public and private polling that Latham seems to have a politically terminal problem with women, who simply find him scary. How wrong is that? What about all that gushing from arty babes like Rachel Ward and Toni Collette? If focus group research shows that sheilas find me "scary" there's a perfectly rational explanation: They're just struggling with their own libidistical desires. The mere mention of my name makes them hot and bothered big time, but they don't dare admit it in public. So they end up getting all trembly and that. Remember Jennifer Hawkins and her slip up? (See "Skirt", here.) It's like that - but on a pan-national scale. The rant includes a shitload of other crap which I won't bother responding to. But to his basic charge that I am a liability I'll say this: If my character had anything to do with our loss, it's only because the public didn't get to know the real me. Give it time, and Aussies will realise I'm a real fun guy with an infectious personality. I'll grow on them, and get right under their skin eventually. Just you wait and see... |
posted by: True Believer (reply)
post date: 11.25.04 (8:03 pm)
Mark Latham - Political Ebola.
Not a good look.
I still think you need to appear on a gardening show to soften your image, Mark.
But not, under any circumstances, on Dancing With The Stars II.
Which would just scare everyone even more.
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 11.27.04 (12:48 pm)
its a shame burkes back yard is finishing, would have been a mighty vote winner! will you keep posting after rudd gets in?
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 11.28.04 (1:42 am)
Mark! If you DO go on Dancing With The Stars II, and deck that Somers dick, you will SO win votes!
posted by: Brennen (reply)
post date: 01.20.06 (1:44 am)
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